TRANS
Performed by Johnny Stranger
Written by Peter Anthony
Gee, I’d like to help you Mr. Officer
But I swear that was the only time I ever saw that bird.
Well, if birdie ain’t a girlie, then she ain’t no friend of mine.
I was sitting in the back, next to Cool Cat James
Minding my own, when she stepped in out of the rain.
Well, if birdie ain’t a girlie, then she ain’t no friend of mine.
She came in through that door
with a full load strapped against her thigh.
But don’t ask me why.
Yeah, if birdie ain’t a girlie, then she ain’t no friend of mine.
Yeah, I don’t know what you want from me
But I’ll tell you, I was never one to lie.
Yeah, if birdie ain’t a girlie, then she ain’t no friend of mine.
She thought that she could fool me
with those bazoongies.
She was strutting and looking fine.
Now she’s hanging from the grapevine.
Yeah, if birdie ain’t a girlie, then she ain’t no friend of mine.
Yeah, if birdie ain’t a girlie, then she ain’t no friend of mine.
Yeah, if birdie ain’t a girlie, then she ain’t no friend of mine.
Yeah, if birdie ain’t a girlie, then she ain’t no friend of mine.