LA PHOTOGRAPHIE
Performed by Johnny Stranger
Written by Peter Anthony
Hello, come in.
Can I take your coat?
Would you like a drink?
Would you like a toke? (No)
So pleased to make your acquaintance.
I found your picture in an advertisement.
Come on into my studio.
It’s got the look of a fresh, French gigalo.
Parlez-vous Française?
You can stick your clothes right there on the peg.
You’re professional.
I like it like that.
I’m sure you’ll make a great photograph.
Ooo, I wanna get with ya.
I just wanna take your picture.
Sit back, relax.
Baby, I’m an artist.
Not one of those creeps who calls a lady on the phone
so he can photograph her naked…
though you’d give a dog a bone.
It’s a good thing I brought my library card.
Cause I’m checking you out.
It’s a good thing I brought my library card.
Cause I’m checking you out.
Hey chickity-chick,
before we begin…
you know, you’re fogging up my zoom lense.
So here’s a question,
answer with a nod.
Would you like to come on over
and set up my trouser tripod?
Hey baby, where you going?
You can’t just walk out on this when the art gets flowing.
Come on, baby, whaddya say?
One step more and I ain’t gonna pay.
But hang on now, I just heard a knock.
Holy notes, I think it’s the cops.
Hey you chick, I was entrapped.
My only crime’s a great photograph.