DR.THOM
Performed by Johnny Stranger
Written by Peter Anthony
Way back yesterday, I contracted a virus,
but I’ve got Dr. Thom’s number on a piece of papyrus.
So I pick up the phone and pray he’s home.
See Dr. Thom, I just don’t know if I can cope.
Can you please bring your defibrillator and your stethoscope?
I’m in desperate need of your remedy.
Yeah yeah.
Dr. Thom, whaddya think?
Can you cure me of my misery?
Oh, Dr. Thom, would you like a drink?
It’s the least I can do for your mastery.
He’ll smoke a camel light through surgery
and then eat peanut butter cups in emergency.
He’s got wicked skills and looks to kill.
See Dr. Thom, I have developed a taste for some particular narcotics
and I don’t wanna pay.
I don’t wanna waste another day without them.
Dr. Thom, whaddya think?
Can you cure me of my misery?
Oh, Dr. Thom, would you like a drink?
It’s the least I can do for your mastery.
Oh Dr. Thom, oh Dr. Thom…
Make love to me.
Oh Dr. Thom, Dr. Thom…